"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple exposure
was unexpected." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Measures have been put in place to avoid any further mishaps." "We
deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
