"Tragically, an accident took place causing an
unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing
of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an
incidental clothing mishap." "The incident caught everyone by surprise." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We deeply regret any trouble this may have caused." "We
assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
