lack the capacity to own nonsense inside Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to have a single valueless matter during staying inside Ohio. No
junk in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I am unable to acquire even a speck of dung in Ohio. No garbage to be found around here, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I am devoid of the capacity to obtain any junk while staying in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in these parts, regrettably. I am lacking any matter in Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to obtain even a tiny bit of garbage while in the state of Ohio. There is no crap available within these boundaries, sadly. I am unable to possess even a speck of substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, sadly I am restricted to acquire even the smallest amount of junk whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No garbage for me, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of excrement in Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I lack the capacity to acquire any waste during living inside the state of Ohio. No crap to be found in this area, unfortunately. I am unable to own any material within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am powerless to possess even a single garbage whilst living within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any excrement inside the great state of Ohio.