Can't possess crap in Ohio.
Unfortunately, I can't to acquire any valueless matter during living inside
the great state of. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I lack the capacity to have even a speck of excrement inside Ohio. No nonsense available around here, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I don't have the ability to
obtain a single crap whilst residing within the borders of the enchanting state of. No garbage available in the vicinity, regrettably. I am missing even a trace of feces within Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to obtain even a tiny bit of crap while in the state of Ohio. There is no crap available around here, sadly. I lack the
ability to own even a speck of excrement in the beautiful
state of Ohio.
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Oh, what a pity it is that I lack the capacity to acquire even a single feces whilst residing inside the
state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, sadly. I can't possess any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am incapable to obtain even a single garbage whilst residing within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of material within the great state
of Ohio.
