Can't possess crap inside the state of.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have a single worthless material during residing within Ohio. No junk to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire any excrement inside the state of. No waste
available in this region, unfortunately. Lack the ability to own nonsense within Ohio.
Alas, I'm missing the capacity to possess any junk while living
inside Ohio. No rubbish to be found in the vicinity, regrettably. I am without even a trace of substance inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my reach to obtain a single garbage while residing in Ohio. No junk available around here, unfortunately. I am unable to have any shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, unfortunately I am unable to possess any crap during staying within the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of feces inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to possess even a single feces during living inside the state of Ohio. No waste available here,
regrettably. I am unable to have even a trace of waste in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to possess any junk whilst residing inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, alas. I don't have the tiniest bit of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
