haven't got the ability to obtain nonsense inside Ohio.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single valueless matter
whilst staying within the great state of. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I can't
acquire any excrement within Ohio. No junk to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in the great state of Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capability to acquire a single waste whilst living within the borders of Ohio. No waste to be found around here, sadly. I am lacking even a trace of matter within Ohio.
Sadly, it is beyond my control to have a single waste while residing in Ohio. There is no crap available within Ohio, unfortunately. I lack the ability to have a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am restricted to possess any waste whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No crap for me, sadly. I don't have the tiniest bit of feces within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to have any waste during living within the state of Ohio. No waste to be found in this area, regrettably. I can't have any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am incapable to obtain even a single waste whilst staying in Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, alas. I don't have any dung in the great state of Ohio.
